Zen Wisdom, a/k/a Common Sense

Zen Wisdom, a/k/a Common Sense



Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either.Just pretty much
leave me alone.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
leaky tire.

Don't be irreplaceable.If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.

No one is listening until you say something stupid.

Always remember you're unique.Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
car payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
Thay way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their
shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put
it back in your pocket.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
moving.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.